I am soooo not thrilled to be quoting Kate Gosellin, but I do have to agree with her here, when she responded to how she battled the "terrible twos" to Oprah by saying, "Don't you know, three is the new two!" LOL!!
Kili definitely keeps us on own toes, but you can't blame the girl for trying!! I don't know how she comes up with an answer for EVERYTHING and how she believes she has the right to negotiate all orders. Daddy gives her extra points for thinking out of the box and her surprising schemes. I shake my head. Yes, I do live with Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes! :) Okay...enough of Mom venting...ha ha...
Here's a story for ya! Last week was picture taking day at pre-school. I was a little concerned about how she was going to smile. I, as her mother believe she has a lovely, happy smile, however, because of shoving a camera in her face too frequently, she has figured out a clever way to push my button. She refuses to smile naturally and gives me a "fake" Chandler smile. Now if any of you are fans of the tv show, Friends, you will know that I am referring to the smile he would make while taking his engagement photos!!! It is the funniest, and ugliest face ever!!! And if you haven't seen that episode....it is a MUST!!
Okay...back to the story. I would ask Kili how she would smile for her pictures, and she would tilt her head and give me that "Chandler" smile. Horrifying!!! Of course, Laya thought: AWESOME!!! Anywho...before she left, he coached her into sticking her tongue out for at least one of her photos. (she's supposed to take a class picture as wellas two shots of her own) Do you see the kind of stress I am dealing with people??!!
Fast-forward to being in the office lounge with Kili's three teachers, her classmates, and parents filing in. Kili announces in her loud voice so she can be heard over the other voices to head teacher, "Teacher Judi! My Daddy said to take my picture like THIS!!!" And preceded to stick her tongue out, squint her eyes, bend her knees, and push her tush out. Miss Judi replied loud enough so I could hear as I tried to escape, "OH! Your Daddy said to take your picture like that!" I immediately had to respond, "Kili! Do NOT listen to your Daddy!" Do you hear me?" You can imagine the laughter that roared through the office. MOR-TI-FY-ING!